Thank You For Coming In But Not Really

Fun Stories

Supermarket | GA, USA (Our store, unlike our competitors, is open every day but Christmas. It is Thanksgiving. I’m the bagger.) Customer: “What are you doing open on Thanksgiving?” Me: “Well, this store stays open for normal hours every day but Christmas.” Customer: “That’s not good; you should be with[…]

Canned Response

Fun Stories

By BD Supermarket | ON, Canada (I’m working at the customer service desk with my coworker. For some reason, the customers keep making the same request…) Customer #1: “Brains!” Me: *as we only carry canned pork brains* “Aisle four, bottom shelf next to the Spam.” (Customer #1 wanders off. The[…]