Supermarket | GA, USA (Our store, unlike our competitors, is open every day but Christmas. It is Thanksgiving. I’m the bagger.) Customer: “What are you doing open on Thanksgiving?” Me: “Well, this store stays open for normal hours every day but Christmas.” Customer: “That’s not good; you should be with your family.” (We have been […]
God Loves Little Boys Who Stand Up For Others
Supermarket | Bath, England, UK (I and my seven-year-old son are shopping for a birthday present for a girl in his class. She’s asked for dressing up clothes or accessories so we get a wand, tiara, and jewellery. I also have our regular shopping in the trolley. We get to the tills and there’s at […]
Canned Response
By BD Supermarket | ON, Canada (I’m working at the customer service desk with my coworker. For some reason, the customers keep making the same request…) Customer #1: “Brains!” Me: *as we only carry canned pork brains* “Aisle four, bottom shelf next to the Spam.” (Customer #1 wanders off. The phone rings and I answer […]