About To Be Old-Fashion Glazed

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Coffee Shop | OH, USA (A couple has just walked in and ordered two donuts, and I place them both in the same bag and hand them out. After I wish them a nice day, I hear this conversation:) Woman: *to the man* “Oh, she put our donuts in the[…]

My Milkshake Brings All The Crazies To The Yard

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Fast Food | Baton Rouge, LA, USA (Our restaurant sells milkshakes in four regular flavors and varies an extra one depending on the time of year; peppermint in winter, peach in summer, etc.) Customer: “And I’d like an eggnog milkshake too.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t carry eggnog milkshakes.[…]

When Larry Met Crazy

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Radio Station | Mt. Vernon, IL, USA (I am working in the afternoon as a board operator at a local country music station. At the top of every hour they play a five-minute feed from CNN news.) Me: “Thank you for calling [Station Name]. How may i help you today?”[…]

Not Your Regular Zombie Apocalypse

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Fast Food, Restaurant | USA (I am nearing the end of my shift. Unfortunately the zombie apocalypse started a few hours ago and so my coworkers and I are trying to add defenses to the doors and the windows. An obnoxious regular is trying to get in.) Regular: “I want[…]