Putting You In The Hot Seat

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Movie Theater | Los Angeles, CA, USA (I am working selling tickets at a movie theater, when an older gentleman and his teenage granddaughter come in.) Customer: “I need two tickets for [Popular Movie].” Me: “Of course. If you could please select your seats on the screen below?” (I indicate[…]

Rated ‘R You Serious?’

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Movie Theater | Ashland, KY, USA Customer: “I want two tickets to [Movie].” Me: “The movie is rated R. May I ask how old you are?” Customer: “17.” Me: “May I see your ID, please?” Customer: “Sure!” (I was happy to get someone not fighting me for once, but then…)[…]

The Day Just Got A Whole Lot More Crappy

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By BD Movie Theater | PA, USA (A very popular family film has just opened, and a lot of parents are bringing in young children and babies. It’s causing a lot of problems, as the parents and children are leaving enormous messes in the theaters, including popcorn all over the[…]

Projecting Stupidity On To Others

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Movie Theater | FL, USA (I’m standing outside an auditorium waiting for the last customers to leave so I can begin cleaning. A man holding a child comes out, irate.) Customer: “If I didn’t have my kid with me right now, I’d be kicking somebody’s a**!” Me: “I’m sorry, sir.[…]