My Milkshake Brings All The Crazies To The Yard

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Fast Food | Baton Rouge, LA, USA (Our restaurant sells milkshakes in four regular flavors and varies an extra one depending on the time of year; peppermint in winter, peach in summer, etc.) Customer: “And I’d like an eggnog milkshake too.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t carry eggnog milkshakes.[…]

Not Your Regular Zombie Apocalypse

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Fast Food, Restaurant | USA (I am nearing the end of my shift. Unfortunately the zombie apocalypse started a few hours ago and so my coworkers and I are trying to add defenses to the doors and the windows. An obnoxious regular is trying to get in.) Regular: “I want[…]

Drive Through Democracy

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By BD Fast Food, Restaurant | TX, USA (A customer pulls up to my window, and he looks extremely similar to Bill Clinton.) Me: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Bill Clinton?” Customer: “I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!” (The customer then proceeded, in[…]

No Discount Requires A Recount

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By BD Fast Food, Restaurant | UT, USA (I am standing in line. There are two gentlemen in front of me who are together being helped by the cashier.) Cashier: “Okay, your total is $36.74.” (This total catches my attention, as this place has a high value-per-dollar. In spite of[…]