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Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA – Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events.

The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches.

Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

Source: The Spoof

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