Fun Stories

About To Be Old-Fashion Glazed

Fun Stories

Coffee Shop | OH, USA (A couple has just walked in and ordered two donuts, and I place them both in the same bag and hand them out. After I wish them a nice day, I hear this conversation:) Woman: *to the man* “Oh, she put our donuts in the[…]

They Have No Closing Arguments

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Radio Station | AB, Canada I do the morning show at a radio station. Because we’re in a small town and have a small staff, we close our offices at noon. I give away tickets to a concert that night, and tell the winner that she has to be at[…]

My Milkshake Brings All The Crazies To The Yard

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Fast Food | Baton Rouge, LA, USA (Our restaurant sells milkshakes in four regular flavors and varies an extra one depending on the time of year; peppermint in winter, peach in summer, etc.) Customer: “And I’d like an eggnog milkshake too.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t carry eggnog milkshakes.[…]

Trying To Explain In Black And White

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By BD Restaurant | Fairfax, VA, USA (I’m the hostess at an upscale restaurant where all the tables are pre-set with silverware rolled up in black linen napkins. If a customer with white pants come in, we trade out their silverware with one rolled in white linen. This prevents any[…]

Cat-atonic To Your Pleas

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Vet | VA, USA (I’m waiting in the lobby of my vet’s office. Because I don’t own a car and either take a taxi or the bus there, I have my dog’s carrier with me, but I’ve taken him out of it. Another client comes in with a carrier, checks[…]