A Seriously Crumby Job

A Seriously Crumby Job

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Cafe | Toronto, ON, Canada

(I’m cleaning the tables when I hear a customer yelling.)

Customer: “Excuse me! You just sprayed that poison on me!”

Me: “Poison? Oh, I’m sorry. You’ll be okay though. It’s just sanitizer. It’s no worse than the type you’d put on your hands.”

Customer: “You put that on all the tables?!”

Me: “Well, yes. It’s to keep germs from building.”

Customer: “What if a customer eats it?”

Me: “That could only happen if they licked the table.”

Customer: “It could happen. And stop knocking those crumbs to the floor! It’s making the floor dirty!”

Me: “How else can I get the table clean? I will sweep up once I’m done with the table.”

Customer: “Sweep the crumbs into your hand!”

Me: “I need a raise…”

Source: Not Always Right

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